Yarr! Avast ye me hearties! It is I, the Dread Pirate Jonesy. I’ve hidden me buried treasure on me secret pirate cove and ye be trespassin’. Try if ya dare, but ye not be gettin’ your landlubber hands on me booty! I hid me loot beyond the reach of the unworthy, behind traps and puzzles that will stump a scallywag like yeself. Have at thee!